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OBAMA BIDEN 2012: WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND! -


TAGS: obama biden fantasy island
Rating: 4.63/5

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inflatedego - November 20, 2017, 3:02 pm
Pedro, you might want to edit your remarks over there
GrouchoMarxists - November 20, 2017, 2:38 pm
Elvis and tropical islands go together as well as peanut b***er and marshmallows. So I give you the "Moonbat h**el": http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=9843
GrouchoMarxists - November 20, 2017, 2:31 pm
..I spit my beet soup..
JGalt - October 12, 2012, 10:13 pm
best of the day. Rich Corinthian Leather shoes!


Hillary's War On Women -




DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Fighting terrorists since 1492




REMEMBER, WHEN TERRORISTS ATTACK AMERICA AGAIN, IT'S BECAUSE THE DHS WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING YOU -




lest we forget -




HOMELAND SECURITY BEGINS AT HOME! - Homeland Security Starts At The Border.




GOOFY FILES LAWSUIT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT - GOOFY CLAIMS THE PRESIDENT STOLE HIS IDENTITY Eric Holder says charges won't stick! (wanna bet)




" OBAMA: I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD " - President Barack Obama, set to unveil a new policy for boosting U.S. tourism.




HOMELAND SECURITY- SO, WHO IS REALLY BEING SECURED? -


TAGS: homeland security
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

foxrecon19d - April 19, 2014, 12:38 pm
That's hilarious!!!! NOAA needs funding for weapons and ammo to kill mermaids from Atlantis...FOR THE CHILDREN!!
Curlyrocks - April 19, 2014, 1:04 am
All I can picture now are a small fleet of dingys firing like crazy as whales dolphins and mermaids in Kevlar vests close in.
foxrecon19d - April 18, 2014, 10:05 pm
Or MERMAIDS!!!! Animal Planet, or one of these networks, are showing documentaries that say mermaids are real and that they hate American children (seriously! watch the program!) So, naturally, that explains why NOAA needs thousands of hollow point rounds
Curlyrocks - April 17, 2014, 8:00 pm
Now now cut the NOAA some slack, they may need the bullets to stop a rampaging whale or some angry seals.


" PRIORITIES IN OBAMA'S WONDERLAND" - Obama guts military but gives raises to bureaucrats.




Majority Fail -




MALO PERICULOSAM LIBERTATEM QUAM QUIETUM SERVITIUM - I Prefer Liberty With Danger To Peace With Slavery




THE RIGHT CALL - Avoiding the temptation of usurping the accomplishments of others is the right call. And only one of these men made it.




ECONOMIC FACTS AND DATA - Obama supporters have a defense mechanism.




ARABS WANT ISRAEL - Because they don't have enough land as it is




BARACK IN WONDERLAND -




HOMELAND SECURITY - Taking your freedom for the illusion of security.




2009-Sen. Mary Landrieu ' You can keep your plan, that is a "very accurate description" of this bill.' -




MONARCHY - WE RULE BECAUSE IT'S GOD'S WILL




GREAT DEMOCRAT LIES PRESENTS: -




LIBTARDS -




THE WHEELS ON THE BUS - Go round and round...The allies under the bus go crunch, crunch, crunch crunch, crunch, crunch...all through the town.




FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM! ICELAND DECLARES INDEPENDENCE FROM INTERNATIONAL BANKS - "Taxpayers should not be responsible for paying the debts of a private institution” said Sigriur Andersen,spokeswoman for the Advice group that opposed the bailout Now that's CHANGE !




" THEY SAY IF YOU DREAM A THING MORE THAN ONCE, IT'S SURE TO COME TRUE." - "I Had A Nightmare: Obama was reelected, Donald Duck was Secretary Of state, Goofy Was Vice President."




LAND OF THE PROTECTED FREE -




AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL - Land of the fuckin' FREE!




HATS AT THE ROYAL WEDDING - Check it out, her royal majesty is a Cheesehead.




NOW NOW NOW... - Governor Romney is trying to sell you some swampland, but people, I have the genuine premium high quality swampland you don't need or want, but you'll think you've died & gone to heaven when ya buy it.




You didn't steal that land... -


TAGS: neveda land grab government gone wild
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - May 18, 2014, 7:46 pm
That's a great answer Mashi.
MashiMashi - May 18, 2014, 7:35 pm
The Indians
crankyhead - May 18, 2014, 5:43 pm
I want to know who it is that OTC thinks they stole the land from.
RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 4:57 pm
What do you want hippie clown?
crankyhead - May 18, 2014, 4:55 pm
Who did they 'steal' it from, exactly?
RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 4:43 pm
That true


Born To Rule -




ICELAND -




ICELAND -




LEON PANETTA - disgracing the KIA




LAUGH NOW - The joke will be on you 2 in November of 2012.




VERMONT - Had to have those historic COVERED BRIDGES, that hurricane IRENE washed away! Cutting you off from aid! The powers out! Now GRAMMA'S coffin is floating down MAIN STREET.




DHS...More of your tax dollars at work. -




MEMORIAL MILITIA -




Obama called "war criminal" & "hypocrite of the century" in Irish Parliament -




FAILURE - It has many faces.




why is it When deniers of man made climate change say "let's talk science" -


TAGS: greenland ice sheet project data
Rating: 4.6/5

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Curlyrocks - August 22, 2014, 1:44 pm
Thx Emma, even the most hardened GW denier wants to keep volatile hydrocarbons out their drinking water and growing land.
Curlyrocks - August 22, 2014, 1:08 pm
Methane CH4, Methanol CH3-OH. Methanol is made primarily by running methane over a catalyst with steam.
EmmaRoydes - August 22, 2014, 9:51 am
I didn't see where Curly said you make methane from natural gas, but referred to the wasted gas from burning leaking gases instead of capturing and preserving them.
bubbagrump - August 22, 2014, 9:31 am
You un don't make methane from natural gas, genius. Methane IS natural gas. NSTFU.
Curlyrocks - August 21, 2014, 12:42 pm
Nuclear power needs to get off the old dirty disaster prone reactors ASAP. When fracking gets in your water it's from a leaky pipe, which I demand a better standard of. We will switch to renewable energy but it will be a slower process than expected.
Zeitguy - August 21, 2014, 12:03 am
Buddy, I am so on board with you on nuclear energy as the stepping stone. Fracking is fine as long as it is not in my water table. But the main goal is an investment shift from non renewables to economically feasible renewables. Thanks for your insight.
Curlyrocks - August 20, 2014, 11:03 pm
LNG use and production also leave less of a carbon footprint than standered oil and gasoline production and use, but escaping methane is apparently again a problem, but any slef respecting energy company wants that energy so it will get captured.
Curlyrocks - August 20, 2014, 11:01 pm
and can readily be switched into existing infrastructure and equipment, or at least more easily than LNG. Coal extraction can be considerably slowed thanks to fracking but will always be necessary for steel production and other metal smelting.
Curlyrocks - August 20, 2014, 10:58 pm
ng reserves, I would like to see more of the 4th gen reactors Terror talks about replace existing reactors in the next 10 years, no new old design nukes allowed. Again a slow change to methanol as it can easily be made from natural gas, burns clean...
Curlyrocks - August 20, 2014, 10:56 pm
Thanks to fracking we have maybe another 80-90 years with current methods and 100-110 when they clean it up. (for real if you're squeezing the rocks for every last hydrocarbon at least collect up all the methane don't flare it or leak it) on top of existi
Zeitguy - August 20, 2014, 10:37 pm
Regardless of this we must appreciate the fact that in 50 years our nonrenewable resources will be depleted and other options will have to be readily available.
Zeitguy - August 20, 2014, 10:01 pm
Your personal faith regarding the impact of current trends is somewhat negligent. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, but to dismiss it as trivial may reflect your preconceived beliefs.
Curlyrocks - August 20, 2014, 7:04 pm
Man made CO2 might make the graph a little steeper this time and it may top out slightly higher but it's not the end of the world, it's not going to cause as major an impact as people think and it's not really avoidable with or without gov intervention.
Curlyrocks - August 20, 2014, 5:40 pm
It's probably the best idea. I only oppose people who want to shut down the current oil and gas infrastructure that we have invested a lot of time and resources in.
Zeitguy - August 20, 2014, 5:13 pm
Is it not in our best interest to start aggressively developing the infrastructure for renewable energy sources while we still have the benefits of oil and gas?
Curlyrocks - August 20, 2014, 1:54 pm
only harms your position. Throwing us into a 3rd or 2nd world standard of living due to carbon tax or energy rationing is unacceptable, especially while we try to invent and implement new sources of energy.
Curlyrocks - August 20, 2014, 1:51 pm
Oil and coal extraction are not going to stop. We need energy to support a decent standard of life for a rapidly growing population and there's a perfectly good source under our feet. constantly trying to shut the industry down rather than cleaning it up
birddseedd - August 20, 2014, 8:58 am
not that global warming/climate change has one shred of evidence, but, the heck does taxes have to do with it?
terroraustralis - August 20, 2014, 8:20 am
because its really frustrating talking to f***ing idiots. if they shut the f*** up about how they think its not real, people MIGHT actually listen to them when it comes to "why carbon taxes are the worst thing a liberal government can do to its nation"
Zeitguy - August 19, 2014, 9:35 pm
Understandable that climate change is a recurring phenomenon of earth history. But dismissing that recent human activity is innocent of recent changes can be considered as politically or economically motivated.


REALITY CHECK- THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY -




WASHINGTON, D.C. LANDMARKS -




Amnesia -


TAGS: scotland england slavery freedom politics
Rating: 4.43/5

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blesic - September 21, 2014, 9:35 pm
Only free people express choices. Slaves ask for permission. Scotland belongs to Great Britain (England).
Bandit5906 - September 21, 2014, 9:21 pm
Asking for permission? I thought they were expressing a choice?
blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:49 pm
I don't think so. Anyone who must ask for permission to be independent is a slave.
Cyberhagen - September 20, 2014, 12:33 pm
You insult the pain of true slavery by comparing it to modern Scotland's membership in the UK.


NED FLANDERS - LEFT WINGER - Liberal




RHODE ISLAND TROOPERS REPORT ALL WHO ARE PRESENT ILLEGALLY -




NEVER NEVER LAND - The Place Where Little Boys Never Have To Grow Up.




AMERICAS CHOICE - We would be safer




TERRORIST ATTACKS - Obama sure knows where they are going to come from




Liberal Racists -




JANET NAPOLITANO - why wasn't homeland security there?




IT WORKS - Because you never know when an 85 year old grannie from Wisconsin or a 5-year old from Houston will be willing to blow up a plane.




FORMER MADAM SPEAKER PELOSI - OK, California could not find the intelligence to do it, but the rest of America found the gravitas to get it done! Congratulations America!




HOMELAND SECURITY - Doesn't President Obama make you feel safe?




" A GUTSY CALL MR PRESIDENT ? " - “Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” – Al Bundy.




THE FALKLANDS - Still British. And staying that way.




" GUINESS IS GOOD FOR ME BUT NOT FOR YOU " - " I admit I was drinking a Guinness . . . but I did not swallow. " Kinky Friedman.




THREAT LEVELS - While they do nothing for Homeland Security, they are great for one's flailing job security.




NASA - Guess where they want to send your tax dollars now.


TAGS: nasa mars democrats republicans fake moon landing
Rating: 2.13/5

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oldgun - September 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
We have a better chance of finding intelligent life on Mars.
oldgun - September 15, 2012, 8:23 pm
Better there than Egypt or Lybia.


SPIRIT AIRLINES ANNOUNCED "THE WEINER SALE" - "Hurry to book now," the Spirit website read. "Before this sale gets hacked."




HEY NEWT - How many service men was killed when Virginia rejected you?




[[midfing]] -




BARACK OBAMA - Theres no one as Irish




I Did Not Have Sex -


TAGS: island
Rating: 5/5

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inflatedego - November 19, 2017, 8:21 pm
Looking for your posts at peoples karaoke. ...
GrouchoMarxists - November 19, 2017, 8:18 pm
... Funny this ...
inflatedego - November 19, 2017, 8:07 pm
Why did otc prefer hillary to Trump?


F*CK THE 2nd Amendment -


TAGS: 2nd amendment orlando n r a ar 15
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 9:12 pm
Well, 'Chris' or 'RickE' or whatever I should call you...I can promise you I'm not accusing you Trump supporters of being bigots against Muslims. I don't have to. It's obvious ;^)
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:33 pm
So,I will stay on "my horse","mate." It is higher than your 'soap box',thanks ;^) In fact,it's SO clear that "me being right" is horribly upsetting you since you can't stop stuttering, saying "mate" again and again as you shake with anger.Breathe,bro.#pwn
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:28 pm
...Ironically, YOU are the one saying, RickE(lol), that instead of using investigators as the source, we should use a crazed killer AND ISIS as the source. Yeah, they ain't biased. Wow,so you trust them more than the F.B.I. and police investigation.ROFL
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:27 pm
...you made a silly emotional argument *yawn* You will not find ONE legit source out there that says, "investigations show ISIS planned this attack." That's what investigations are for,which turned up nada.And ISIS would not be able to hide such a plan...
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:25 pm
(#80461)Correlation doesn't equal causation.If ISIS took credit for 9/11,we believe them? Nope. Not how forensics work. They are manipulative terrorist group,like most sociopathic entities.They exploited it.You base these claims on evidence, not emotion
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:23 pm
On comment (#80459) According to you,U.K.would be 10X MORE violent than the U.S. IF we had your "bigger" gun culture poisoning us like you.After I just said the U.S. has a gun problem and we dont,and you disagreed.And you said,"use my brain"? HA! Next :)
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:19 pm
"The gun ban in England appears to work..." Yup, and you lost your argument right there. Thank you for conceding that :-D Big of you. Everything you said after that, given that concession, is just "blah, blah, blah..." Next!
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 2:18 pm
"We have less violent crime overall." LIE...Especially not with guns, next? :)
RickE - June 19, 2016, 8:34 am
So if ISIS taking credit for the attack and the guy pledging the attack to ISIS doesn't convince you, then nothing would. You just don't want to admit that I was right about it mate. Get off your high horse and take your head out of your a** mate.
RickE - June 19, 2016, 8:31 am
With less of a gun culture, there are less guns around to begin with. In the US there will be a bigger supply if guns even with an all out ban. The murder of the parliament person would be 10 times as worse.Use your brain mate....
RickE - June 19, 2016, 8:24 am
We have less violent crime overall. While we have more gun related deaths than England, we do have less violent crimes such as h** burglaries. The gun ban in England appears to work so well cause they never had a real gun culture unlike the US.....
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 11:49 pm
...doesnt mean we should give up and allow free access to deadly weapons.One dead person in England VS.50+ killed in the US,in massacres that now happen regularly in your country.Thx you gun UK control!I've accepted the facts,troll.Your turn now :)
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 11:44 pm
...And as far as England goes. So what? Don't make the perfect the enemy of the good. So if we can't prevent ALL murders by guns, we shouldn't try to minimize them? lol Nuts. Just accept facts 'matey' X-D You are ignorant. One death in England by a gun...
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 11:42 pm
...ISIS 'praised' the event AFTER THE FACT, also trolling the event. There is no evidence (at the moment) of pre-planning by ISIS before then. Your conspiracy theories keep getting worse...
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 11:41 pm
Nope. He was a nutjob. So what if he declared allegiance to ISIS? He could've declared allegiance to the Easter bunny. That proves nothing other than him being a manipulative sociopath who was willing to troll the event....
RickE - June 18, 2016, 7:03 pm
He pledged his allegiance to ISIS while he was shooting. ISIS even takes credit for it. And in England, a member of parliament was killed with a gun, however guns are banned in England..... So how would that be possible? Just accept the facts mate.
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 3:52 pm
We don't know if ISIS was involved. Your 'emotional reasoning' and cognitive dissonance gets in the way of you being able to accept the facts. Sure, maybe we should ban the pistol too. Most countries already have and don't have this problem, 'mate' :)
RickE - June 18, 2016, 3:01 pm
Sauer*
RickE - June 18, 2016, 10:54 am
And you have a brain, please use yours mate. He also had a pistol. He still would have killed people with or without his Sig Sour. A person who pledges allegiance to ISIS will find a way to kill people. He could even try to make a bomb if he had no gun.
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 12:28 am
Ah, the idiotic 'knives' comparison comes out. The Orlando shooter would not have gotten that far if had attacked those people with a sword. You have a conscience. Use it.
RickE - June 17, 2016, 11:33 pm
You can say that about knives as well. Banning guns might stop deaths by guns, but not innocent deaths overall.
fauxnews - June 17, 2016, 10:34 pm
Don't care. The details are red-herring. FACT: It's a deadly weapon that needs to be banned. FACT: banning it will save many more innocent lives than it will cost.
RickE - June 17, 2016, 4:12 pm
An a**ault rifle has an automatic selector on it. The AR-15 doesn't have that. Also, it wasn't an AR-15, it was a Sig Sauer MCX. At least you got the rate of fire correct.
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 7:27 pm
...the question answers itself. Stop playing games with words and the truth.
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 7:27 pm
Bill O'Reilly figured it. The N.R.A. this week is pivoting, changing its tune on this. They figured it out. Use your brain and do the same.
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 7:26 pm
Will it stop them? No. Will it cut down the amount of killings BY nutjobs? Yes. Absolutely, as a matter of fact. Don't make the perfect the enemy of the good.
Thedewd - June 16, 2016, 7:23 pm
explain why it is dangerous?
Greeny - June 16, 2016, 7:03 pm
Do you honestly think banning this type of weapon will stop the nut jobs? 'Tis impossible to ban all things capable of killing in numbers.
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:51 pm
In 1996 they did stop many of the high tech rifles – they banned them. And that lapsed. We should look at that ... Those were Bill O'Reilly's words. Yes, even he and now the NRA are slowly changing their stances in the last few days.Finally :) (3/3)
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:50 pm
We all have the right to bear arms, but we don’t have the right to buy and maintain mortars — even if you feel threatened by gangsters or a New World Order. No bazookas, no Sherman tanks, no hand grenades.(2/3)
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:49 pm
I will explain simply to those with no education. It's a dangerous weapon that needs to be banned, period. There is too much gun crime in the USA, and high powered weaponry is too easy to get. That’s the fact. So let’s deal with it. (1/3)
fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:47 pm
Yup, his name is Obama and he was born X-D. Trump nutters and their love of conspiracies.
Thedewd - June 16, 2016, 4:37 am
Well, you got 2 out of four right...
Thedewd - June 16, 2016, 4:36 am
I will explain simply to those with no firearms experience. With any Semi Auto, pull the trigger once, one round is fired. Whether a .22 or a .50 caliber, with each pull, one round. So yes, a 22 can do significant damage. And Mateen used a Sig Sauer MCX
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:51 pm
Yeah, Obama is a Kenyan born mole planted by ISIS and the illuminati. He's also Darth Vader's second cousin. Did I mention he's the anti-Christ?
Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:39 pm
The Orlando killer did not have an AR-15 rifle. The FBI screwed up and Obama is protecting ISIS!
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:11 pm
A man would not have been able to kill as many people at that G'ay club with a .22 hunting rifle as they'did'with the other(significantly more dangerous)weapon they used.To argue otherwise is to be too ignorant or delusional to take your opinion seriously
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 8:25 pm
That is a slippery slope fallacy that deliberately ignores reality. The law must draw the line somewhere. Firecrackers? Yes. Hand grenades? no. .22 hunting rifles? Yes. AR-15s? No. Call it whatever you want. It's a deadly weapon that needs to be outlawed
Thedewd - June 15, 2016, 6:50 pm
The point of the story was the misinformation that a SEMI-auto weapon can fire that many rpm. it is simply not possible. Also, it fires a .223 which is slightly bigger than a 22. And ALL firearms are dangerous in the wrong hands. Criminal don't obey laws
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 4:43 am
You're missing the forrest for the trees, Gump. It's a dangerous weapon that can kill a lot of people quickly. End of story. You going to tell me it's only slightly more deadly than a .22 hunting rifle? Uh, huh. Ban it! F*ck the 2nd Amendment.
Thedewd - June 15, 2016, 3:37 am
The AR-15 is a SEMI-automatic. pull trigger, ONE round is fired. No one has the speed to pull the trigger 30 times, release the magazine, and reload fast enough to fire 180 rounds per minute. No one!


If guns are supposed to protect us, then who is going to protect us from those 'protecting' us? -


TAGS: assault weapons orlando shooting nra
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:50 pm
In recent days, even Bill O'Reilly (surprisingly) and the N.R.A. (more surprisingly) are turning the tide and evolving in their views. They are calling for gun-control. You're right. It IS simple. It's called waking up to reality(2/2)
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:49 pm
Yes, it is very simple. Buy a gun, if you're nuts, you have the power now to murder a lot of people. So society has to create better laws and monitoring to regulate this power, to keep it out of the hands of the mentally ill.(1/2)
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:47 pm
Yeah, like the voice in your head.
nonovelist - June 15, 2016, 10:37 pm
Very simple, buy a gun, protect yourself. You might learn something about guns in the process and how to use them.
Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:26 pm
The AR-15 is not an a**ault weapon and is excellent protection against someone who want to harm you!


Ban guns! -


TAGS: ban guns orlando shooter nra
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:27 pm
The FBI and Obama have failed us!


Repeal the 2nd Amendment -


TAGS: repeal 2nd amendment orlando shooting
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:02 am
Citation? I call bullsh*t on that, mate.
JohnGalt - June 16, 2016, 12:04 am
years ago. Most of the mass shootings have been liberals, democrats or radical terrorists.
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 11:44 pm
You're entitled to your opinion,nonovelist. If standing up against gun-violence is called 'foolish, then ignorance is bliss. Yes, the constitution would have to be 'amended' to correct the 2nd Amendment. I was being 'snarky'.
nonovelist - June 15, 2016, 10:54 pm
You can't repeal any of th 1st 10 amendments, it's called the bill of rights a part of the constitution. Your posting its repeal just makes you look foolish. You can do better.
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:53 pm
Ted Bundy was a Republican. And your point is?
Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:28 pm
Orlando killer was a registered Democrat!


Um, yeah... -




The N.R.A. is a terrorist organization -




Obama the Liar-In-Chief -




2014 Was NOT The Warmest Year Ever -


TAGS: climate change hoax global warming scam junk science al gore ipcc nasa urban heat island effect satellite temperatures
Rating: 5/5

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calron - March 21, 2015, 11:18 pm
You forgot to account for the "data adjustment: that turned a cooling trend into a warming trend.


Obama on Orlando Islamic Terrorist -


TAGS: obama orlando muslim islamic terrorist
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:23 pm
Time to hire a replacement!


You're drunk on guns, America. -


TAGS: gun control orlando shooter nra
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:52 pm
Nah, I love margaritas too much. Oh, AR-15s? Yeah, ban them from the public. And scientology...we could use less of that too.
Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:40 pm
The AR-15 is not an a**ault weapon! Sober up!


Difference Between Liberals & Conservatives -




Operation Fast & Furious -




Democrat Obtuseness -




Hateful Things Liberals Say -




Dhimmi-in-Chief -




Which Democrat Presidential Candidate Is Best Suited To Handle Terrorism? -




Global Warming Junk Scientist -




Michael Moore? -




Obama's Buffoonery -




Sykes-Picot Agreement -




Bernie Wins Vermaryland! -




crisis actor Chris Hansen -




Alan Grayson’s Double Life Is Epic Hypocrisy -




Billionaire Conservationist & Climate Alarmist In Action -




investigation -




DAY ONE -


TAGS: melania trump cleveland convention 2016
Rating: 5/5

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HillaryHussainObama - July 19, 2016, 6:51 pm
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America is the only country in the world where these homicidal, racist, ignorant, paranoid 'redneck' morons armed with assault weapons can get away with roaming freely and arming terrorists at their gun shows and gun shops... -


TAGS: isis nra trump gun control orlando
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - June 21, 2016, 3:30 pm
You're right! The AK-47 is not even a gun! It's a motivational speaking device for arrested development X-p
Bandit5906 - June 21, 2016, 2:25 pm
AK-47 is not an a**ault weapon!
fauxnews - June 21, 2016, 11:06 am
Yup, they have terrorists too X-D
freasy - June 21, 2016, 9:21 am
Lets not forget all those AKs in the middle east.... da


Finally -


TAGS: orlando shootings bill terrorist watchlist
Rating: 5/5

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nonovelist - June 18, 2016, 1:15 pm
So, attacking the 2nd A. isn't enough. Now, it's an attack on the 5th A. This is why liberalism is so dangerous to liberty. There is no sense in this, common or otherwise.
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 12:33 am
Surrrre....whilst you are at it, why don't you cite another unbiased source like an ISIS website on their opinion about radical Islam. You make it too easy, bro :) Gimme real 'evidence' next time, denier. Propaganda doesn't count. (2/2)
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 12:31 am
You're right, a loser jacka*s moron like Allen B. West IS the problem X-D Did you actually cite his website as your 'evidence' against guns? bwhahahahahhahhahaha (1/2)
JohnGalt - June 18, 2016, 12:04 am
guns are not the problem: http://www.allenbwest.com/a***ytical-economist/look-what-orlando-shooter-threatened-in-elementary-school
fauxnews - June 17, 2016, 10:36 pm
Name the congressional bill then.
Bandit5906 - June 17, 2016, 10:09 pm
Another liberal lie:Gun shows have had background checks for a long time.


A Ban on assault weapons might have stopped it -


TAGS: trump orlando shooter muslim ban
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - June 14, 2016, 3:02 pm
It's a stupid argument,all the more reason SO because it's a choice to be dumb.You're going to tell me it's in the same league as a .22 hunting rifle?It's a dangerous weapon that can easily kill MANY people...and it should be banned.F*ck the 2ndAmendmdent
Bandit5906 - June 14, 2016, 2:57 pm
If it were an a**ault weapon the military would use it!
fauxnews - June 14, 2016, 1:38 pm
...if someone here is for ng to tell me 50plus people would've been killed or injured by a man wielding a .22 hunting rifle, they're insane with stupidity. Clearly this is a dangerous weapon. Clearly it should be banned. R F**k the 2nd Amendment :^D
fauxnews - June 14, 2016, 1:07 pm
Cut the crap. America would have less gun fatalities, and this tragedy could have been probably avoided, with strong gun control laws and monitoring...like the rest of the world. Your nation has no laws. You've made your bed, America
JohnGalt - June 14, 2016, 6:03 am
But Alan Grayson thinks it can shoot 700 rounds per minute and that many would still be alive if the shooter did not have such an a**ault weapon! More liberal lunacy
fauxnews - June 14, 2016, 12:20 am
Yeah, it can't kill LOTS of 'Muricans neither. It just tickles 'em. ;-p
Bandit5906 - June 13, 2016, 10:19 pm
The AR-15 is not an a**ault weapon.


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Cyberhagen - April 9, 2016, 2:27 pm
You know you'd bang her. lol


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inflatedego - November 21, 2017, 7:22 pm
Will you please quit bringing up facts?
0TC - November 11, 2017, 10:25 pm
http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2017/nov/06/yournewswirecom/fake-news-no-proof-antifa-communism-compelled-texa/
twill1962 - November 11, 2017, 9:09 pm
ACTUALLY, he was a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT and an ATHEIST! He did teach Vacation Bible School, but he was still an ATHEIST!


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Bandit5906 - September 6, 2016, 7:15 pm
KKK founded by Democrats!


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